Just what I need today...

...a doctor who thinks he's funny.

This particular doctor started his dictation off with, "Buenos dias." That was odd enough and I wasn't sure if I should be irritated since I am not Mexican or Latin and the outsourcing on this job just goes from New Jersey to Colorado. He's pretty observant, too. He had to ask the name of his assistant and the anesthesiologist. Now that is something to give a person lots of confidence. He also has a stentorian tone but at the end of the dictation he said, "And don't take any wooden nickels."

Yep, a funny doctor. That's just what I need today.