It never rains, but it deluges.  Well, that's how it feels. Work, for 
all its perks, has a lot of black holes and pissing contests.
I 
am not difficult to get along with, especially when left to my own 
devices. Too bad the new supervisor cannot understand or appreciate that
 concept.
The company is driven by statistics, but none of the 
numbers are straight forward. For instance, lines edited/typed per hour 
are based on how much work is done, except things like difficult doctors
 and faulty equipment are not figured into the equation. Especially by 
my supervisor. Quality is measured weekly, but the number that shows up 
on the paycheck is from 2 weeks before the current weeks being paid. If 
those 2 weeks were full of badly dictated reports and faults in the 
technology so that a report that should have been 50 to 80 lines long 
and ended up being 10-12 lines long and the rest full of blanks, then 
you're pretty much screwed. Nothing about technological breakdown is 
figured into the numbers and bad statistics will mean a bad paycheck. 
This is the case because the company gives you time to challenge errors 
marked (usually stupid or nit picky errors that do not have anything to 
do with quality or grammar rules) and the 2 weeks before have already 
gone through the reversal process. What a lovely way to run a business 
and screw an individual.
Now we come to this week. My new 
supervisor is hounding me about time on the system and time spent 
actually typing/editing reports. It seems that taking the time to 
research and make sure everything is correct in reports dictated by 
doctors who choose not to waste the time dictating -- or learn the way 
to speak English so it is understandable -- is counted as time not 
actually typing -- or working -- and therefore is questionable.  After 
all, quality is derived not so much from accuracy, but from getting 
reports done as quickly as possible with as few as possible sent through
 quality control (QC) without the fingers leaving the keyboard or 
stopping for breaks (bathroom, food, breathing) or research. One must 
keep typing/editing at all costs and leave the brain work to the 
supervisor who is busy micromanaging every moment of the worker's 
day/night/whenever.
It seems I also signed off as out of work 
(OOW) when there were still dictations to be edited/typed, except they 
didn't show up on my screen after several reboots. Now I am to email the
 point of contact (POC), who is usually not working at 3 a.m., and get 
an answer as to whether or not there is work before signing out as OOW 
-- while continuing to type nothing and rack up those all important 
actually typing/editing moments while accomplishing nothing, but 
waiting. That will put yet another crimp in my statistics and put me 
back on the supervisor's radar as not performing my job.
She 
actually questioned why I had so much downtime (time not typing/editing)
 and told me that I must close the gap between working and out of work 
while waiting for an answer as to whether or not there is work and still
 working with nothing to do. Goddess, how I do love bureaucracies.
Of
 course, signing in and out to minimize the time not actually spent 
typing/editing would make my time card look like a patchwork of 
indecision and insanity and sitting there checking every 10-15 minutes 
to find out if there is work while waiting for the POC to tell me there 
is work to be done (even when it doesn't show up on my screen where I 
can actually do something about it) is verboten. It messes up the time 
actually spent working versus the time I'm just sitting on my backside 
flitting around on the Internet while not getting paid because I don't 
get paid if there is no actual work done. Researching is also a waste of
 time even though it improves my knowledge and helps to decrypt the 
racing, stumbling language that does make it through on the faulty 
technology should be done on my own time -- when I am off the clock --- 
and when I can't actually use the report as a guide. I guess that means I
 must have an eidetic memory whether I do or not.
Things were not
 this difficult when I worked for the old supervisor, who was kicked up 
the ladder. The new supervisor is in a supervisory position for the 
first time in her working life and believes that micromanaging is the 
way to go to make herself look good. And that is always helpful.
At
 any rate, it's Friday night and I have only 2 more nights to work, and I
 have my cross stitching to help me regain some sanity in the interim 
when I'm not sleeping or working with my plants now that the snows have 
stopped and the frost has been absent for the past 3 mornings. I can 
finally put out my planters and plant some seeds and seedlings that 
might actually grow before the snow flies again, which should be in 
about mid-August.
I'm working my way through the boring, but 
necessary back stitching on my tree skirt. It's so mindless that I need a
 break and have started a snow leopard in the breaks between 
mindlessness and waking.
I found that the room I had originally 
designated my office is actually sunnier than my bedroom, or indeed the 
living room, and have set up shop on the love seat in the sun streaming 
through the window. I also have a great view of the driveway so I can 
see when delivery trucks or visitors arrive. I don't spend much time 
looking out the window as I am busy stitching and listening to a 
biography of Napoleon or music to stitch/study/read by. I much prefer it
 that way. It is relaxing as my mind slips to that zen place while my 
fingers stitch and the insanity recedes. It's a good place, and I am 
once again rethinking the office idea again. After all, I do need a 
place to go to work and be frustrated and it's not in the bedroom where I
 need to be able to sleep, although stitching and listening to music 
and/or books would not divorce me entirely from the hell my working life
 has become now that the micromanaging vulture that is my supervisor is 
watching me -- even as she sleeps.
Oh, for a bit of peace and surcease in this technologically imperfect world.
That is all. Disperse.

 
