Okay, I'll play. I haven't played much lately and I'm feeling antsy. So here goes:
(NOTE: The genie works best on texts of more than 500 words.)
Female Score: 1114
Male Score: 1191
The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: male!
Apparently part of an algorithm that defines words as either male or female. Check it out for yourself. Supposedly accurate 80% of the time, but it was close on me. I guess I am almost balanced between male and female. Not such a bad thing.
That is all. Disperse.